"Invasion,"
Vol. 2





MissingSliderRyan: JOC picks himself off the curb that Sarah Michelle kicked him to.


TheDiva: Special Guest Director: Busby Berkeley


The_Seer: The first sign that Peck would overuse the Kromaggs in the fourth season: he was the one that wrote this.


IndieQueen111: Run! Someone's trying to properly light the scene!


PrincessChrissy: You say art, I say bad acid.


YingYang: "Dammit, Maggie! I felt teeth again!"


Mr_Grant: The electric Nestea Plunge.


anti_hero: "...and just a little more here... and Jerry's birthday cake is complete."


darkchashy: They've slid onto your average Nevada highway.


The_Seer: A dolphin that can kiss its own ass? Now THAT I'd pay to see!


IndieQueen111: Worf, Pee Wee Herman, and Dr. Quinn supervise construction.


anti_hero: "The ice cream truck tipped over! There's fudgesicles everywhere!"


The_Seer: James Bond, the retirement home years.


DieselMickeyDolenz: "You know, Wade, if you were just a little shorter, you'd be the perfect height..."


Raven__: "Yep, definitely a mime infestation back there."


Beedo: Sci-Fi's followup to Black Scorpion: Nude Caterpillar.


Raven__: Michael Jackson concert turnout, or end of the world? You decide.


anti_hero: Black holes sneeze too, you know!


darkchashy: One night in the gene splicing department, a terrible accident brought together the DNA of Danny Glover and Mr. Rogers...


darkchashy: Danny Rogers meets Santa Yeltsin.


DieselMickeyDolenz: Um, anyone know who took the sun?


Mr_Grant: L: Vin Unleaded. R: Vin Premium.


MontannaThrasher: Sabrina Lloyd = HOT. That is all.


Tigs: "I want these monkey-men to be realistic. Let's have them decorate with spiderwebs..."


Mr_Grant: Vin Ketchup.


MissingSliderRyan: The two words Maggie Beckett is afraid of.


Mr_Grant: Vin Crisco.


Beedo: I call it "Man's Inhumanity To Man". That'll be 4.7 million dollars.


MissingSliderRyan: ArturoCam


Mr_Grant: I love this part, this is where Derek gets stuck in the pod.


SL4ever: What's with the dainty two finger grab? PUT YOUR FACE IN THERE!! :-P


Mr_Grant: Vin Metamucil.


Beedo: You left out the eight. One-one-three-EIGHT, you idiots!


MissingSliderRyan: JOC's No Acting Necessary method of searching for Wade.


SL4ever: "The service in this prison is DREADFUL! I can't believe I'm standing here waiting for our morning gruel!"


Mr_Grant: "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking lime Jell-O®."


Jillian: Bill Nye called... he wants his vest back!


Tigs: Mary and the Sliders practice for the Kromagg Variety Show lip sync contest.


Generik: "Pinky! You've changed!!"


Generik: Luciano was so rich, he could afford to decorate his home with stretches of the Santa Monica Freeway.


Generik: King Ghidra and the Lumberjack will continue after these messages...


Mr_Grant: Fat Bastard's overweight, illegitimate son.


GlitterRock: Sometimes even Brian Dennehy wonders what Brian Boitano would do...


KllyWlls: The Professor checks to see if Quinn is looking as he chows down on yet another pocketwatch.


GlitterRock: "We're going to have to escape even if it costs us our lives." "Prison life getting to you, Professor?" "Prison, schmison... I need pork rinds!!!"


darkchashy: Tonight on MST3K: Fuzzyman Versus the Bigheaded Woman


SL4ever: "I mean, I sold out four other humans! The least you could do is gimmie a couple hours in front of DirecTV! Sheesh!"


RunnerUp: "Rembrandt, I think we need to sit and have a talk about your choices regarding vests..."


Beedo: In a pinch, she can double as a planetarium projector...


DieselMickeyDolenz: 'Disco World' turned out to be one of the Sliders' least favorites.


GlitterRock: Diana's got Wade in the conversion chamber!


Ichi_GAGA: Well, you wanted her to show pink, right?


Tigs: Illyea the littlest faerie couldn't believe how big this mountain was...


Blinker: For Want of a Cap


Generik: "Pregnant? No, I'm taking this Lamaze class for extra credit."


Mr_Grant: The irony was, Biosphere 2 cut costs by skipping every other pane of glass...


Slider_Quinn21: "With this, we can buy all the shoes we want!" "Yippee!"


Mr_Grant: "...hits the G-Spot" --Alicia Frandle, Des Moines Register.


Nos4a2: "Prease, prease to be taping 6 Mirrion Dollah Man and Hurk for me?"


Generik: Steven Spielberg and David Lynch combine to bring you... Blue VelvE.T.! "Phone home... don't you fuckin' look at me!"


Rev: "Now let's play 'Who can open their eyes the widest.' I win!!"


SL4ever: "Why do you keep making us meet in dark forests? You're not married, are you?"


Callie21V: "There are six genetically engineered spid...er, telepathic snakes in this lab." "I only see five. Ow!" The genesis of Slitherman.


Generik: "The official word is 'You've Got to Funkifize.'" "Huh? Funky thighs? I'll go call Kari."


The_Seer: "Mr. Kromagg, are you trying to seduce me?"


Callie21V: Vin Hydrochloric.


Beedo: Sweet Asian petal / I mourn at her sad demise / She had a great ass.


Mr_Grant: Vin Cholesterol.


SL4ever: "Okay, okay, how about a box of Butterfinger bars? Come on, work with me!"


Nos4a2: "Amazing how much more you can see with this letterboxing."


Generik: Can white planets orbit the blues?


The_Seer: And all we get are "homages" and NAN faces.

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