"The Alternateville Horror"

Vigeant: Jerry O'Connell slips another of several thousand on-set snoozes.	ServoTheGreat: The jeans decided to wear a wig to look younger.	The_Enigma: "Hello, Swiffer Sweeper? I think I got gypped..."	Dragonstud: And so, he became yet another of the many men who find themselves attracted to colostomy bags.
Loodvig: "Woo Hoo!! Only two more months before lawn mowing season again!!!"	Callie21V: Peck script #10,985: "Eerie, California"	Generik: Inappropriate Carpenter Kid fights crime in a novel way... "Man, I am gonna sand the HELL outta this wall!"	Wicker_Chair: "Just a thought, but maybe you should stop tanning in the microwave?" "Shut up and pass the lotion."
tigerbeat: Luckily for little Joshua, when the Pokémon craze died out, we had some crack lying around.	Generik: "Mom? Why is the repairman in there? The TV's out here in the living room! Mom? Are you all right? Why are you moaning like that? ...Mom??"	Loodvig: "Welcome to Northwest Airlines. Now shut up, sit down, and eat your peanuts. Have a nice day!"	Dragonstud: Charlie gathered all the angst he could, and dug deep into his soul to conjure the darkest of misery for this emotional scene.
Generik: "Would you like to meet my teacher? Miss LeTourneau's REAL friendly... but you might be a little too old for her."	The_Enigma: "Wow, so drinking all of these at once resulted in your glowing knees? Cool!"	tigerbeat: "Hey, Gabrielle... Warrior Princess needs some lovin'... NOW!" "No, not again, Xena... this is why I pay for cable!"	Wicker_Chair: Uncle Lederhösen's House of Murk: Birthday Fun For The Whole Family!
Dragonstud: The first synthetic floors were often met with controversy where installed.	Generik: Madonna's gynecologist points out a few trouble spots...	Wrecks: About to get hit in the head by a tennis ball... I hope.	Generik: Little-known fact: George W. Bush has a prehensile penis that likes to play at rocketry and make bombs.