"As Time Goes By," Vol. 2

Recall317: "Begging for work on the corner. Dammit, where's Maggie when we need her?"	Blinker: "This is what the industry calls NCN. No Clothing Necessary."	MissingSliderRyan: See, I told you that wasn't Ratboy that got shot!	Hinermad: LA City Police credit the 92% decrease in gang violence to Hostess Twinkies. "Whenever there's a rumble, we just toss an open box in the street."
HurriKain: <ding dong> Pizza man! <cue por... er... Danny Lux music>	RolanDeHay: Somebody snuck a webcam into Michael Jackson's hyperbaric sleeping chamber? / Yeah, memberships start at $79.99 a month.	Racerex: "Oh, man, I'll NEVER make it to school in time for the test. Wait, I know! I'll send my astral body instead!"	IncredibleHK: After his acting career went south, Charlie became Jerry's personal chauffeur.
Racerex: "Order in the court! ..... Nyuck, nyuck..... HEY, MOE!"	beckett: "These are the screen grabs that try men's souls..."	asteroidboy: ...on it's way to the nacion's stacion... (what is this? some sort of freaky Parallel Universe?)	Real_Slider: You haven't met Kari Wuhrer.
Meldrick: "Wow, my own inflatable Peter Jennings doll! Guys, you shouldn't have!"	Blinker: Stoker: The Director's Cut.	Slider_Quinn21: Rembrandt starts a one-man rendition of "Rent: The Musical."	kang2000: "Note: CLR is not to be used on throw pillows." "D'OH!"
tin_of_whoopass: Tony Bennett's lesser-known younger brother, who sang "I Left My Heart in Rapid City".	Recall317: Someone call wardrobe! I think there's been a mix-up.	Blinker: Daelicious [adj.] See above.	sacomine: "Wow...you bought your shirt from Wal-Mart, didn't you?"
kang2000: Patti Smythe, the Thinker, and James Brown go to Central Park.	kang2000: Damn, my wife would vomit and die twice if she saw this décor...	JEFFROCKY: "The plumber? Crap, Mom, at least go upscale with a mailman or a milkman!"	sacomine: "Okay guys... I need room to do the hokey pokey."
MissingSliderRyan: Promo for "Bang the COW Slowly."	Kota: "Painting the walls pink was supposed to calm you down... damn psychobabble!"	Slider_Quinn21: Quinn... make sure she isn't your double because you guys look A LOT alike...	beckett: "75 CENTS? Are you NUTS?! Do you know how much a white baby goes for in California?"
HurriKain: Kari Wuhrer in "Sex and the Guy That Had His Car Break Down."	Slider_Quinn21: Is this the introduction of Colleen Mallory?	Slider_Quinn21: Welcome to PrisonCam.com.	Recall317: Arturo is about to shed his mild-mannered alter ego. Cover your eyes!
cambria36: Near-sighted rain-gauge reader.	Blinxecutive: Ooh, a '98 vintage. It was a very good year...	Slider_Quinn21: Toilet Slide: The lost Peckinpah script.	Recall317: Finally, a world where time is moving bagkwards! (Oh yeah, like I was going to let that go.)
Blinker: Judge Harold T. Stone was indisposed. It was Bull's moment to... well, shine.	mmay1: Geez... C-Span is broadcasting just about any panel group nowadays...	Callie21V: JOC NAN face #42024: "Gradually Morphing Into a Zebra"	adsinfinitum: New from Ronco... o/` Crap on! <crap crap> Crap off! <crap crap> The Craaaapper! o/`
cambria36: "We got SOME divorce lawyers, honey. We're both goin' to jail!"	Recall317: The streets of Burlington, VT are littered with kids addicted to the maple high.	JAUSTRALIS: "OTIS! DON'T DO IT! Don't kill yourself! ...but if you do, can I have your CD player?"	Meldrick: The pleats on his belly allow him to take in vast quantities of water, then strain out the plankton with his baleen frills.
Blinker: "I pity da dinosaurs about to be slaughtered by mah impact into de Earth!"	adsinfinitum: Mr. T IS the Pity King IN The Mummy III: Fool'n'Kamun	Real_Slider: "I pity da fool that trips over my head!"	Callie21V: "I'll always be with you, Murdock. Whenever you need me... I'll be there."
cambria36: A unisex unicycler?	Real_Slider: I'm sick of this dam episode already. Thanks, I'm here all week.	tin_of_whoopass: Does that say self-installation? You'll have to pay us $45 to find out.	MissingSliderRyan: MSR: Hey, Alex, you know what time it is? Alex: Oh, yeah. Come here!
kang2000: Filmed in Felt-O-Vision.	MissingSliderRyan: Coming in Part 4 of Group X: Sub Rosa...	beckett: "LA's got ANOTHER area code?"	beckett: "But Mr. Jackson... he wasn't going to let you out of this park alive!" <crying softly> "Hee, hee, hee."