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 D_Idaho: Thanks to the big one finally coming, the Golden Gate Bridge ended up in the Italian countryside.  HenryBemis: "Damn, a world with 24 hour drug testing. I don't know if I can make it, Mr. Mallory..."  sspecies8472: A little more information, please?  HenryBemis: [Clinton voice] "Honestly, when I asked Miss Lewinsky for a hummer, I was referring to defense spending."  HenryBemis: James Van der Beek IS Hilary Swank IN "Boys Just Wanna Have Fun"  HenryBemis: "Oui, oui, I am ze maid... who ze fuck are you?"  HenryBemis: "Man, what are the chances of hitting a world where all four of us are called for jury duty at the same time?" "I'd say astronomical, Mr. Brown."  Loodvig: "I, honorable Judge Donald Pleasance, will now recess for lunch."  sspecies8472: A female in a maid's uniform. First I'll shake my booty then...  Loodvig: "You think the chief will get mad at us for whizzing on the inmate bus?"  Loodvig: "Whoa, Christina Abernathy was right. There IS a coldfront coming through!"  HenryBemis: "Slide Mutiny, the Movie: Infinite Worlds, Infinite Railings."  Loodvig: "Oh, those were YOUR Reese's Pieces? Whoops, sorry John. They were yummy though!"  TomTomHanks: The downside of cheekbone implants is the constant rearranging.  devildoll: "Well, you're right, son - sticking your finger in there does stop the foam, but in the future, how about sticking to your own beer..."  Loodvig: "...and we will strictly enforce the 'no dumping' clause by making bathroom tissue illegal to own in our city!" |
