Spirits," Vol. 2
Real_Slider: Unfortunately for Quinn and Derek, they were no match for The Invisible Man.
Real_Slider: They spend a lot of time at the bar in this one...
Blinker: Tonight's episode has been translated for our aphasic viewers.
Real_Slider: Rembrandt: "Next time you open your coat Professor, WEAR PANTS, MAN."
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Recall317: An artist's rendition of the show's progression.
Real_Slider: Call now for a free psychic reading or terrifying ghost story...
Real_Slider: "Professor, I know you like to watch, but... HELP!!!"
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Real_Slider: "I am Sci-Fi. No really, I had my name legally changed."
Real_Slider: When good men do nothing in a situation like this, can they still be considered good men?
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Real_Slider: "Forgive me, Dean Stockwell, for I have sinned."
Blinker: And that's when she started to suspect they had taken the wrong Gimli.
DMD: Trapped inside the rear view mirror, Alice again cursed herself for following that damned rabbit.
Real_Slider: "Ever play FROGGER, Professor?"
warsire: "Hmm. Upon consideration, this thong is actually quite pleasurable."
Recall317: It was a dark and stormy wall...
DMD: "Damn it, man! How long does it take to set up a buffet?"
JurassicPork: And you can only see it on Elvis' TV.
DMD: New Jerry-o-vision: The solidity of his character is directly proportional to JOC's level of effort.
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KirkShatner: Hi, I'm Liz. I'm a wiccan. I enjoy drinking human blood, sacrificing small animals, and long walks on the beach. Are you the man I've been looking for? Write me!
Recall317: Arturo's life was forever changed by his encounter with Johnny Mosely's ghost.