"Gillian of the Spirits"

SpiffyGuy: "Pressure... dropping rapidly... must keep face... from... exploding..."
ZadetheElf: "I hate to interrupt our sexual tension, but do you have a block of wood that I can gnaw on?"	amycamus: Sold on eBay as an original Diebenkorn.	Generik: The Breadbox That Was Bigger Than a Breadbox... today's after-school special!	Generik: Ah, the vivid photography of High Society magazine comes through in crystal clarity once again... okay, honey, drop your laundry and tell us how famous you are.
Mr_Grant: Annie Potts reprises her beloved Ghostbusters role in the one woman show, "We Got One!"	cambria36: Avon calling.	ZadetheElf: We replaced our regularly scheduled episode of Lexx with a hour-long shot of wet sand. Ratings soared through the roof.	Generik: Juliette Binoche IN "The Unbearable Graininess of Sci-Fi."
cambria36: Nancy discovers that her dog whistle only attracts fat men with beards.	Mr_Grant: *heroic Japanese anime music*	ZadetheElf: Bioré test, day 9,032: Subject's face melted during the night.	Generik: "Looks like a nuclear holocaust to me!" "Yeah. You gonna eat that blot of gravy on your tie, or what?"
ZadetheElf: Encourage your children to go into Computer Counseling: the fastest growing field.	Mr_Grant: Tom Green displays his design for Jennifer Lopez's newest evening gown...	Mr_Grant: *sound of pebble rattling around in tin can*	ZadetheElf: Thank you, Sliders. I did so want to see a shot of a transdimensional rectum right after supper. Thank you.
SpiffyGuy: "Mommy, Daddy? Can I come in the bath with you?" "Certainly not! Wait until you're 18."	Mr_Grant: Saved by the ghost of Parker Stevenson.	ZadetheElf: Wait, you forgot your license! *sound of spaceship taking off*	Mr_Grant: There are a million stories in the naked city...
rave358802: Do I need a Universal Remote to change the channel?	Generik: The most unconvincing female impersonator since Tarzan went through Jane’s purse and ate her lipstick.	ZadetheElf: Excuse me! Can you tell me where to find the end of Return of the Jedi?	ZadetheElf: Suddenly, and without warning, the Staypuft Marshmallow Man exploded with the force of a thousand atomic bombs.