"The Exodus, Part II"

Mr_Grant: "Oh King Tut, King Tut, how I've missed you so!" "Please Ms. MacLaine, try and control yourself."	MrAtomik: "... and what if you could visit the Glitterdome?"	Mr_Grant: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Today on Sliders, the role of 'Maggie' will be played by Buffoon's ex-wife."	Bloodvig: The Bobby Brown/Cyndi Lauper duet everyone forgot... for obvious reasons.
MrAtomik: "Oh, and while you were gone, we created a cult and elected you God. Can I touch you?"	Mr_Grant: Lara Croft goes back to finish college.	Bloodvig: "Come here Mr. Quaid, Herbie Hancock wants to meet you..."	Mr_Grant: "By the authority vested in me by the Universal Life Church, you two may now get jiggy with it."
Bloodvig: Dark Priest, this fall on USA Network.	Mr_Grant: "And now, Doughboy will make his death-defying Toaster Leap Of DEATH!"	Humoriste: "And in a hostile takeover, Capcom was purchased by Lego today..."	Mr_Grant: BET's "The Godfather."
el_guapo: "Wow, Dad! Do all dead people smell like that?"	Humoriste: "A Tree Grows in Cairo."	MoldYingsMcVader: "Arr - ye ready for your weekly backshavin'?"	Mr_Grant: Quinn's EEG looks amazingly like an N'Sync video.
Cackerot: "I TOLD you we should've asked for directions at the last enemy base!"	Mr_Grant: Pillowcase has to be changed 3, 4 times a night.	MoldYingsMcVader: o/` When the Saturn, Hits your shoulder, Like a round, Um...er... Agent Mulder... That's an overdose. o/`	Mr_Grant: Geez, he acts like he's never touched a breast before.
MoldYingsMcVader: "I am Low-Cute-Ass of Borg. Resistance is eased by KY."	Mr_Grant: If only these modern advances had been available in Edvard Munch's day, he'd have been much happier...	GeorgeDubya: Well then... Let's vote for McCormick for President, since I don't really trust any of the current candidates!	Mr_Grant: He's signaling a left turn.
Mr_Grant: Art from Accounting is ready for Hand To Hand Combat Wednesday.	Mr_Grant: The Incredible Bulk: "Don't make me hungry... you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry."	GeorgeDubya: Um... I'd have that checked by a dermatologist if I were you.	GeorgeDubya: "Ever hear of 'Tailhook?'"
Callie21V: "I don't believe in an afterlife. Not really. But I know in my heart... I'll see you again!"	Mr_Grant: Who's the black mythical being who leaves coins under your pillow? *The Shaft Fairy* Damn straight!	GeorgeDubya: A live version of "Stretch Armstrong"???? Cool!	Mr_Grant: Bouquet? The professor would have wanted a submarine sandwich! *sob*
Mr_Grant: Voter profile: Holly Godownly. Job: Food service. Aspires to: 15 minutes of fame. For: Clinton. Issue: repeal of term limit amendment.	QuantumMatrix: "I TOLD you we shouldn't toss him around close to the power cables!"	SoozBlackCat: "Next, on YSMT's Quantum Slide: Quinn Mallory IS Sam Beckett AS Ted Bundy."	Mr_Grant: Yet another Microsoft Desktop Assistant.