"The Exodus, Part I"

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AllenSmithee: "In space, no one can hear you EXPLODE. First Wave, a Sci-Fi original!"	Gnasche: "The potato peeler says you've got a hundred and three temperature."	JohnSteed: Imagery related to sucking. Very à propos.	Klatuu: "If I could just reach my Slider utility belt..."
JohnSteed: And WHY did they make "Night Court: NIGHTS"?	Gnasche: Even the homeless in L.A. have electronic organizers.	GlitterRock: I don't know which to stare at: the 40 caliber, or the 36D underwire?	AllenSmithee: "On a world where the rule of law has fallen and mankind is consigned to a hell of perpetual violence, the Sliders play stickball."
JD1036: "Watch it, buster -- I've got a Bell Atlantic Mobile phone, and I know how to use it! Well, most of it, anyway!"	Cari: Birth of a Salesman.	E_the_E: Story by John Rhys-Davies? Something tells me it's going to revolve around waffles...	Generik: The Unbearable Blunt Trauma of Being John Malkovich.
GlitterRock: Two years after X-FILES is cancelled, and Gillian Anderson still can't enter a room without a flashlight on...	devildoll: Test tube baby of Data and Sly Stallone.	Gnasche: "Maybe I can explain it better this way. Okay, let's say this globe is my colon..."	Gnasche: Siamese twins joined at the shoelace.
Slider_Sarah: "Oh, I'm being kind! I should do to you what you did to my car!"	charon6: "Tonight on Guinness Primetime: Roger Daltrey avoids blinking for a full seventy minutes."	Generik: Wearing a cheddar vest and livin' Velveeta loca...	E_the_E: "Rembrandt! Take these recipes of mine and guard them at all costs!"
dellyone: The Fabulous Four for the last time. <sigh>	E_the_E: Goofballs.	Vigeant: Iiiiit's... Mallory, right?	Generik: Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to... say, that really isn't so tangled, is it? Hey, is that I.M. Pei?
E_the_E: Could be worse. Instead of roasting in 100 degrees, you could be listening to 98 degrees.	E_the_E: Billy Corgan IS Jaws 5.	IMissMST3K: "You were checkin' out my ass just now, weren't you?" "No... only your breasts. Honest."	E_the_E: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
Generik: The Korean flag goes high-tech.	Vigeant: Just to make Blinker and Sarah happy: Wow, Lexx! What a great show!	Generik: "I always like a nice cup of hot melted wax just before I retire..."	E_the_E: "One and two and three and four, watching Sci-Fi's such a bore! Sound off!"
Chaser9: Yes, 'The Seer' is THAT bad.	devildoll: "Cool! Wait'll my friends see my room with this new 'Itchy and Scratchy' motif!"	Generik: Many people find that in a laboratory setting, they have difficulty manipulating Vienna sausages and Chinese finger puzzles. (?)	Mailboy: Ahhhh, McCouscous. You can tell by the off-white arches...
IMissMST3K: "Uh, Mr. Costner? We came!!! Now what?!!!"	Stax_: "I have read the literature, and the end is invariably cruel and quite without dignity..."	E_the_E: "Mr. Beardsley?!"	Gnasche: "Someone needs to tell Mickey Mouse to get off his lazy ass and mow."
Buffoon: "No, you don't have to see me. Just feel me and touch me."	rave358802: Isn't that the killer from "Scream" in the background?	Slider_Sarah: "I don't think we should ask about the size of his balls."	dellyone: "Please Maggie, now is not the time..."
Methos_Beotch: "So... come here often?" "It's a slag heap, you numbskull."	RodRocket: "Okay! I'll dress up like Lara Croft for you. But just this one time!! Got it?"	Slider_Sarah: I'm really hoping this doesn't break.	eve_apple: "Jenny! Jenny, when I said 'Make love to the camera,' I meant figuratively..."
threeamigos: "See, ah figger they gots this inner-net, right? An' they puts words in our mouth, right?"	WaffleKing: The national flag of Crapistan.	anti_hero: I feel a boy band video coming on...	TheDiva: "Damn, Quinn's brain froze again. Now we've gotta reboot him."
Jiveguy5: "Uh, Mr. Director... are you SURE it's necessary for me to stand this way?"	Steelhawk: Quinn, there are better ways of impressing a girl than by stuffing your mouth full of marbles and talking like Marlon Brando.	Buffoon: "Yo, mister! Ya wanna buy a stereo?" "I have one at home already." "Wanna bet?"	Jiveguy5: "We now switch back to the Flaming-Bag-of-Dog-Poo-Cam. Let's watch the hilarity unfold, Jim."
rave358802: The dogs took their poker game somewhere else tonight.	Mr_Grant: Officer? I think you forgot something...	Slider_Sarah: "Stop! Or I'll relax the gun laws!"	E_the_E: "'salright?" "'salright." Officer Wences is on the scene.
KllyWlls: Too bad Maggie never dyed herself blonde... Peck could've been rid of her in the space of an episode...	anti_hero: "Like my Statue of Liberty impression?"	AllenSmithee: Optical cables: a prime source of fibre.	rave358802: <deep breath> "Okay. I love you. Will you marry me?"
anti_hero: "THERE! There's the flavor!"	Mr_Grant: "I am SUCH a big fan of your work, Mr Sliwa."	TheDiva: "Remmy, he's changing into a giant mouse! Do something!"	Steelhawk: Man, the East German version of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' really sucks.
TheDiva: "Why do you keep calling me a heartbreaker?"	MedicineMan: I'm guessing the writers of this show find themselves in this position most Sunday mornings.	alexgariepy: If UPS was a branch of the military.	TheDiva: Jack and Jill went up the hill... and now there's a lawsuit pending.
TheDiva: "Remember -- we're Jehovah's Witnesses."	Callie21V: "He's in a state of suspended animation!"	Steelhawk: "I received this Saturn Medal for non-stop capping during a Star Trek Chain Reaction."	WaffleKing: "So what if I'm a 60-year-old man? I love being in the Brownies, dammit! Don't judge me!"
Mr_Grant: "...and here I have charted the location of every Blimpie in a 50-mile radius."	anti_hero: "Do you HAVE to levitate!? This is a serious conversation!"	TheDiva: And now, a special featurette of the cast doing breathing warm-ups backstage...	Granamyr: These new stallless johns take a bit of getting used to.
TheDiva: What did she do, avoid sunlight since she was 12?	MrAtomik: Okay -- this guy is fantasizing just WAY too much.	UnReality: "No, I'm sorry, these are the halls of disease. The halls of medicine are next door..."	1031: "Um... what are all you people doing in my apartment?"
E_the_E: Kari Wuhrer IS Peppermint Patty.	threeamigos: "...the hell did she go? Damn camouflage..."	anti_hero: David Allen Grier and David Allen Grier star in "Multiplicity."	Steelhawk: "Quinn, if you start rapping I WILL have to hurt you."