"Slide Like an
Egyptian,"
Vol. 2



Thanks to the always
awesome MSR for
recording these caps!





Blinker: PECK: "Okay, establishing shot! Barnette, you scout for a couple buildings no one'll miss. Deschamps, you round up the slave labourers..."


MrAtomik: Really Lame Borg Halloween Costumes


gleeb: Warning: inhaling product may cause hallucinations of army sprites.


tin_of_whoopass: "Hey, nobody touches the wax figure of Robert Guillaume, okay?"


gleeb: "Oh, Lord, why did they have to cancel Rocko's Modern Life?"


Recall317: Just another Friday night at Conrad Bennish's apartment.


MissingSliderRyan: Hey, isn't that outside the slide radius?


Fruitcake_Man: Misprioritized Lighting Theatre's production of "Porky's."


mistie406: It's Paul Ankh-a!


MissingSliderRyan: JOC NAN Face #436: "Arriving in Heaven."


kang2000: The show Ben Stiller doesn't want you to see.


Blinker: Yep, it's all downhill from here...


MrAtomik: "Man, we're BOTH gonna have a bad case of 'hat head' later on."


Recall317: MST3K Episode 208: "The Creeping Arturo"


Blinker: "Keoghdom of the Spiders."


Fruitcake_Man: Here at Motel Six, if you don't like your room, hell, they'll let you redecorate it!


Callie21V: "Think of it as an impromptu phaser." "Wouldn't that make you our impromptu redshirt?"


otakunosebleed86: "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!"


otakunosebleed86: JOC NAN Face #314: Just slapped in the face with a fish.


Recall317: After Teller died, Penn tried to replace him with Carrot Top, but it wasn't the same...


Blinker: "I see the Sliders in a flying pyramid in space. Apollonia 13! Go with it!"


MrAtomik: ...but he really wanted a puppy.


mistie406: Huge McHugehuge.


Fruitcake_Man: "We'll be safe here in the Gumby temple!"


MrAtomik: "Damn, the Professor hasn't eaten in 35 minutes and he's starting to get restless again..."


gleeb: "You've got sideburns under there, haven't you?"


tin_of_whoopass: "Oops, you weren't supposed to see that one." "But what were you and Mommy doing, Daddy?" "Never mind, honey."


mistie406: He's a wattle with hair.


Recall317: "Sabre_Edge looked up..."


Blinker: Failed Sliders Spin-off #825: Joanie Loves Young Republican Bennish.


MissingSliderRyan: STOP F*CKING REMINDING ME! KRYCEK'S NOT DEAD DAMMIT. IT'S THE IMMORTAL CORY RAINES


gleeb: Years of karate study allow him to slice flounder with his hands.


gleeb: Crotch Spot, for when you need a crotch-specific light source!


Fruitcake_Man: Police warn the suspect is considered armed.


MissingSliderRyan: Another satisfied customer of Flash!Arturo.


Blinker: And you thought "The Good, The Bad and the Wealthy" had an unworkable dichotomy...


tin_of_whoopass: The Garden Claw! Perfect for gardening, or for tearing open your neighbor's chest! Available at these fine stores.


_durandal_: His butt doubles as a paper towel dispenser.


Fruitcake_Man: "And now, as we continue our journey through the large intestine..." "Mommy, this theme park SUCKS!"


Blinker: Yeah, dream on, Peck.

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