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 EnochF: o/` "Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia... born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-uh..." o/`  EnochF: Ah, the pneumatic people tubes of San Francisco...  Julezzz: New computer technology allows us to see what Jerry would look like if half of his face smiled and the other half was pissed off.  darkchashy: "Listen honey, I'm his father. I would never want to get rid of our son! Just relocate him where he can meet other bearded overweight six year olds."  darkchashy: You know you're in bad shape when they pre-Saran Wrap your vital organs... though seeing yourself from the top of the ceiling isn't a good sign either.  Sevengraff: What? Quinn meets a hot chick on this world? What are the odds?  Saltydog: "Go on in. Get our burgers. And don't forget the milkshakes!" "Shakes -- why did it have to be shakes?"  Generik: It was difficult for Steve to go through life with a dog as his left arm, but he found that it was actually a good way to meet women. "Woof!"  Generik: Klaus Kinski stars in "Nick Nolte in the Mist."  Callie21V: Despite a number of clues already planted, the producers mercifully abandoned the premise of Diana being a Rembrandt double.  Generik: "I'm Your Main Wham?" "And We Danced The Hooters?" What is this, Non-Sequitur Theater?  DiscoBoy: "Yup... Condo made of stone-a... This is the place..."  Callie21V: A last-ditch effort to siphon off air from JOC's head failed to keep it from bursting some hours later.  Torgone: "You're not walking like an Egyptian, Carl."  mistie406: Gawk Like An Egyptian  Slider_Sarah: Maybe if the walls pulse enough the scarab will be sent back in time...  KllyWlls: "You gonna make it Professor? There's only 34 flights left!" "ACK!"  EnochF: "So the other day I take one of them, uh..." "Scimitars?" "Yeah, and I just stick it up my nose, y'know..." "Oh, I hate when that happens."  KllyWlls: They even DRIVE into alleys all the time!!  EnochF: "Hey, I got thrown out of Joe's Apartment. Can you spot me a few bucks?"  mistie406: An Egyptian world and not a box of Ramses condoms in sight.  Callie21V: On the next Red Dwarf: Holly augments her IQ by means of hair dye...  DiscoBoy: "Must you be so cheap? We CAN just go to the store and buy some new gum, you know."  EnochF: "Ace? Ed, no-one ever calls you Ace. Maybe Ace-hole..." |
