"Eggheads"

Hey_Zeus_Palpatine: "Hey, it's the Sliders! I want their respective individual autographs!"	Mr_Grant: “Dear Producers. Please excuse Jacob from writing today’s script. Signed, Epstein’s Mother.”	IMissMST3K: Europe sure has weird ideas about public restrooms...	Soozcat: "Prince Albert in a can? No, but I have one in my boxers."
IMissMST3K: Since all the players were illiterate, Human Bingo failed to catch on...	IMissMST3K: "I have a suggestion, G, but you probably wouldn't go for it. It wouldn't really help our situation, but it sure would make the time pass more enjoyably!" *wink*	Mr_Grant: Hmm. I see your ‘suggestion’, and raise you an innuendo.	1DarrenY: "We are the Borg - We have assimilated Las Vegas - Resistance to Keno is futile"
Purrisa: A freshy shaved and unpierced Mr. T runs for president. "I pity da po' foo' who don't vote Mr. T fo' president!"	Soozcat: EXTREME PAC-MAN	IMissMST3K: The split-screen equipment EVERY NBA optometrist should own...	robotk: The intruder is Colin? Shoot, that's what fans've been saying all along!
IMissMST3K: Although a marvelous treat, jellyfish are difficult to barbeque... they keep sliding through the grill.	Nyssa23: Delta Burke IS "The Flying Nun"	1DarrenY: "Well, if Liz Taylor gets to have lavender eyes, I get to have a lavender crew cut."	Enapov: "Somebody get me a new bionic referee! This one is drunker than hell!!!!!"
Mr_Grant: I bet she's really good at Mindgames.	IMissMST3K: Michigan & North Dakota? Oughta be one heck of a game...	Mr_Grant: This Way To The Denouement.	IMissMST3K: "HEY!!! That's my Boston Market meal you just tossed there!!!!"