"The Last of Eden," Vol. 2

Recall317: I don't even want to begin calculating the orbits of this nonsense.	DarthHomer: I'm looking for the 'Charmed' set...	Recall317: "But I can reach it!" "Indiana... let it go."	Recall317: And this guy's looking for the Smallville set. It's open WB casting night on Fox!
Recall317: Isn't it time we put Michael Jackson out of his misery?	DarthHomer: I like pop-tarts.	DarthHomer: "Hey guys, check out my Torgo impression!" *Torgo theme*	Recall317: I never believed it before, but I guess the hokey pokey IS what's all about.
Recall317: o/` Don't you know you gotta SHOCK THE COLUMN. Shock the column tonight. o/`	Blinker: "Hey Diana, what's this button for?" "I don't know, we've never tried it."	Crux: The professor opens his pants and is surprised to see a sliding vortex inside.	Recall317: The Universal approach to filmmaking.
Recall317: How can you tell if you're watching late third season? 45 degree-cam!	Crux: This episode is making me sea sick.	Recall317: "Can I keep it?" "No, now put it back where you found it."	Blinker: And "Post-Traumatic Slide Syndrome" rolled over a little in its film canister.
Recall317: "What seems to be the trouble, officer?"	Recall317: "Tis a far, far better thing I do, tis a far, far better paycheck I await."	Blinker: "And in a quantum finish, it's Sam Beckett!" "No fair! You changed the outcome by leaping into the judge's fiancé and helping her pass her bar exam!"	Lavalamp_420: "Man vs. Semi-Truck. What will win?? Stay tuned... to FOX."
Recall317: "How are your Ultra Chewy Chips Ahoy Extreme?" "Thewee."	Lavalamp_420: Remmy loves weed cookies!	Blinker: Peck: "Okay, so how about a world where higher species of animal cracker never evolved? Everyone would eat, like, algae crackers or something."	Recall317: "Oops! Wrong bowl!" - Pod People
Blinker: Hey, hey, leave the Rice Krispie Square product placements to Tembi.	DarthHomer: "Mmmm... jalapeno rice cakes."	Blinker: "Well, I'd call that another successful slide. We saved your baby, and--" "Hey, what's that around his neck?" "It's an inanimate carbon rod!" "HOORAY!"	Recall317: And as we left the clam flowage, we knew we'd always remember our time here in Eden. Good night, folks. And have a pleasant tomorrow.