Shaft: "Maybe lemmings weren't the best mascot for our CLUUUUUUUUUU--" *CRUNCH*
Goddess607: You have to have parental guidance to see a rock? When did this shit start?
Chaser9: In these hills, Juan Valdez brews his trusty mule.
Andy1251: "They're falling to their deaths... should we save them?" "Nah." "But who'll we have sex with?" "Good point."
Vicious: "You gals got any spare tampons? Gophers don't seem to agree with my butt!"
Vicious: Attack Of The Killer Enema Bag
Sevengraff: The Food Channel after dark.
Fuquad: Peter Gabriel IS James Bond, in "007: Yeah, One More Time!"
Fuquad: "And I'm still standing here on my own... one... two... two feet, dammit!"
Generik: "Oh, by the way, Ellen... how do you get your rose bushes so BIG?"
Vicious: "All right!!! Who replaced the embalming fluid with Nair???"
UncleDes: Jeff Goldblum vivisects a baby Dalek.
UncleDes: Dear Ma, Running out of toupées... Had to use scrubbing brush... Love, Brian.
Fuquad: It's time again for GUESS THAT SMELL!!! "Ummmm, cheese whiz? A port-a-jon? Roasted almonds? A used condom?"
Vriess: Huh... must be third season.
Vicious: "We've soaked her panty liners in battery acid. Let's watch!"
threeamigos: "Okay, kids, we're gonna play a game. It's called 'Corner Grandpa and see what he does!!!'"
Vriess: "Silence, you mechanical monstrosity! Gary Oldman did not surpass my skills!"
Vicious: Harps For Dummies.
Generik: "Why yes, I am Gene Gene the Dancing Machine... you want some Gong Show lovin', baby?"
Fuquad: Sofie Formicca IS "The Cheek Pincher!"
Vriess: "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Budget Constraints"
UncleDes: "Alan...when I said you should comb the area, I didn't mean..."
Vicious: "Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Curd"
Vicious: Ahab, the Arab: Dweeb of the Burning Sand.
ABServo: In loving memory of Bobby Brown's career...
UncleDes: "Okay, which of you jokers wrote this NO KILL I on the cement?"
Vriess: Who wants to bet that the Caddy was the closest thing to a returning original cast member that Sci-Fi could manage?
ABServo: "Zebraman, The Interracial Two-Headed Man" will be right back!
Fuquad: "Where are we going next?" "Hopefully somewhere with bedposts and handcuffs this time!"
Fuquad: "Live, from the mouth of a large-mouth bass, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"