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 Imploding_Lola: [Place Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan joke here]  EnochF: "Oh, ye, ye, ye, plow my field, oh, ye..." "We will return to Amish pornography after these messages."  Mr_Grant: Rake McSod, Warrior Gardener!  Mr_Grant: Claire Danes. Denzel Washington. They're cops.  EnochF: Dr. Evil's Death Valley Headquarters  shanky: "She makes me wanna start a forest fire."  medusaD: "You'll have to excuse him, he was born without lips."  BuckFifty: We now return to the Maltese Satan's Penis, a SciFi Scinema event...  YingYang: "Yeah, I'll Molly Ringwald all over your ass!"  EnochF: "Remmy, if you don't stop playing footsie, I'm gonna throw these scrambled eggs right down your shirt!"  amycamus: On the next "Malcolm Up The Wazoo"...  bugwber: "Yeah, over there's where the leech got stuck on Wil Wheaton's dick. Lucky leech....."  EnochF: John Tesh, High Dark Lord of the Reformed Church of the Antichrist.  calco: "Hi, this is the chief. Yeah, I was wondering if you knew where in the world is Carmen Sandiego."  EnochF: .oO (That mickey I slipped her is starting to work...)  calco: "...and that is how they got the king out of the tub. The End."  amycamus: "I'm...I'm getting a little misty." "BRAVO! That was great!"  bugwber: The guys are staring at each others' eyes, while the chick is looking at Jerry's "O'Connell."  AstonM: The hills are alive! Pavarotti in a new remake of The Sound of Music.  BuckFifty: .oO{Note to self... remember to put bicycle seat back ON before attempting to ride...}  Wicker_Chair: "How many times have I told you not to sell yourself on strange worlds? No, come with me young lady, you're grounded to your room!!"  shanky: (Mobster tip #22: Curtains don't have shoes.)  YingYang: Elaine bets Jerry that she can stay white longer than he can. Whoops, too late.  Shattered: "Would you keep it down up there? I'm inventing new sandwiches down here!!!!"  EnochF: Another typical day at David Copperfield's house. "Ooh, Claudia, look, it's magic..."  amycamus: "Oh, come on Axel. Who the hell's gonna want to hear a Guns'n'Roses/Fiona Apple duet?"  YingYang: Jedi Masters Raana Manesre and Ffteen Meelsaday  EnochF: "Why is it I always have to play Fluellen in Henry V? I could be the French king, or Montjoy..."  YingYang: "Check it out! The logo's doing karaoke!!"  Generik: A rare picture of the founder of the Keogh Institute for Incomprehensible Screengrabs.  Generik: "No, seriously, I am like, totally downstairs with what you are saying, my brother-man! You are rocking my world, and I am getting very jiggly with it!"  quincy85: "I TOLD you to leave the super glue alone! We slide in 30 seconds!"  The_Gray_Zombie: Ennnnnh... my money's on the lamp.  AstonM: "Heyyyy, Macarena!"  AllenSmithee: On the next Frasier: Niles makes a slyly cutting remark to quite the wrong person.  AllenSmithee: "David Feckinfall"... why does that sound faintly obscene? |
