"Dinoslide,"
Vol. 2






Recall317: "Don't look bagk, Remmy. It won't do no good."



Blinker: "There's Christmas tree lights up... AND it's dark. We must be in the San Fernando Valley!"


Recall317: And that's all the alt-world we care to show you. Good night!


Motis: War of the Lincoln Logs


Recall317: What Bill Nye sees after a long day of mixing chemicals.


Motis: Public service commercial: "Some of my best friends are Negroes!"


Blinker: "I recognize this plot. We've gone bagkwards through the interdimension."


DarkOracle: Several White Zombie songs come to mind...


Callie21V: "Mr. Parasaurolophus, would you stand up, please?"


DieselMickeyDolenz: "Next time, we tell Maggie to carry her sex toys herself."


Motis: "...and he just LOVES to have his tummy rubbed! Hey, what the hell...?"


Recall317: "I'm doing everything I can to look like Maggie, but breast surgery ain't cheap, honey!"


Blinker: "Here, snuggle up. I'll... uh... offer you shade."


gleeb: Tickle, tickle, tickle!


Recall317: After years of begging, Sci-Fi finally gave Sliders fans a TV movie. Unfortunately, it was "Stoker 2."


Callie21V: Now, who exactly is he trying to catch here? The Sliders, or the FRIGGIN' ROADRUNNER?!?


Recall317: He's been shot! Quick, remove his pants!


Recall317: I'm having flashbacks to "Luck of the Draw." Thankfully, Maggie is cheapening the moment.


Motis: The waitress' cruelty to double amputees knew no bounds.


Callie21V: PUMAT of Calista Flockhart, Gigi Edgley, and... uh... me.


Slider_Quinn21: "This is my impression of Maggie!"


Recall317: Since Kari Wuhrer was hired, the quality of the COW has declined markedly.
Episode writer David Peckinpah is the nephew of film director/writer Sam Peckinpah.

Slider_Quinn21: Just what we wanted: Exodus Part 3 and Peckinpah info, all in one!


Blinker: "We just saw DINE-osaurs and YOU'RE rattling on as if nothing HAPPened." Meet Elocutus of Borg.


Motis: Monet's chronic use of absinthe seriously degraded his work.


Slider_Quinn21: No. Too easy...


vortex62: "It seems you've had a lot of practice, Maggie..."


Blinker: After her rigorous audition process, Kari was capable of swallowing anything.


Recall317: Hey, Quinn, rather than be disgusted, you should think of the possibilities!


vortex62: Remmy practices his Kromagg mind control...


Blinker: BinoSlide


Slider_Quinn21: We get it! She's a D-Cup! Enough already!


Recall317: We'll be right bagk after these messages.


MrAtomik: The two lesser reasons why I like this show.


Blinker: "Quinn, she's not looking... how about a quickie?"


Recall317: One of the more eventful days on KarisVaginaCam.com.


gleeb: "Awright! Cheese! We eat tonight!"


Blinker: o/` That a man must break his bagk to earn his day of leisure... o/`


MissingSliderRyan: Wade: "Look at these caps! Their minds are all in the gutter." Maggie: <laughs> "Baby, you've never had it in the gutter, have you?" Wade: "EWWWWW!"


vortex62: "Uhhh...Ross J. Kelley got me a million bucks....uhhh....."


Recall317: Oh gee! Another FUCKING CAVE. We're 5 for 5 in this marathon!


MrAtomik: "Dammit, Quinn is caught in the gravitational pull of Maggie's implants again."


Recall317: "So the rabbit got a bazooka, and blew him out of the hole and fucking killed him!"


Kielle: "Oh, this? I was just...uh...borrowing him. Yeah. That's the ticket. Borrowing."


MrAtomik: "That was fun, Uncle Remmy... now let's go peek into Maggie's tent." "Whoah, boy, you ain't big enough for that!"


Recall317: "Go ahead, shoot him, I promise I won't show any emotion."


Slider_Quinn21: And the third actor to play Rickman is announced: Timothy Dalton!


Qamar: TV's first interracial sneeze.


Slider_Quinn21: ...immediately followed by Tom Hanks!


Callie21V: "Ah, ah, ah, ah! Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... the boy will be scarred for life, Mallory! Ah, ah, ah, ah..."


Recall317: Quinn Mallory is "Bagk in Black."


DieselMickeyDolenz: "Yeah? Well let's see if Maggie can make you feel like THIS!!!!"


Recall317: "Tell me, Malcolm. Have you seen The Crying Game?"


Generik: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature... especially not this time of the month!


MissingSliderRyan: Peck's remains after the Sliders fans got to him.


Blinker: "You really think Maggie's implants will fool Rickman?" "Let's hope he believes in sphericals."


Recall317: "You know, technically that is now Maggie's homeworld. Can't we just leave here there?" "Forget it, Wade." "Aw fuck!"

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