"Double Cross"

Captions recorded by Slider_Sarah.
Raven_Poe: Billy Bob, the Redneck Gap-Toothed Vampire.	Mr_Grant: "Who was that? He hit me like a freight train." "It was a freight train." "Well, no wonder!"	Slider_Sarah: WADE - "Is that what I think it is?" ARTURO - "It is indeed!" QUINN - "Charlie running?"	SL4ever: "So I said to him, look, if this is all you have, you just have to try spending a lot of money on her."
Digital_2K: "OJ Simpson?! Yeah, uh, I could be if you want me to..."	SL4ever: "Chained Heat X: This Time It's Sliders!"	Callie21V: Arturo <Giggerota voice> - "Hurry up you meatheads, I'm next!"	person: "Oh, yes, YES... PERT PLUS!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!"
Digital_2k: "I never knew someone could bend like that."	Slider_Sarah: Sliders still has this big a budget?	SL4ever: "Okay, okay, but at least I'm more convincing as a Brainiac than Denise Richards was in The World is Not Enough!"	HenryBemis: ...my ass.
SL4ever: "You win, Arturo. There ARE naked pictures of me on the internet! So how did they get there? Hmmmm." Quinn <thinking> 'Keep face impassive!'	Slider_Sarah: "Is my eyeshadow okay? Does it match the swimsuit? Does it clash with my hair?"	emma_peel: "Now how in the HELL did I end up in Islamabad?"	geoffmon: .oO ( Well, I've found what I'd like to slide into... )
SL4ever: "Oh, come on, just take one look down my shirt! I can't stand like this forever!"	SL4ever: "That's IT. I'm not letting my wife on eBay ANY MORE!"	Digital_2k: Little did he know, the 'statue' was an escaped Killer Midget just waiting to strike...	emma_peel: "Brought to you by... candles!"
SL4ever: "Woo Hoo! Only 36 more levels and this Donkey Kong game is MINE!"	SL4ever: "Don't take this the wrong way, but I've seen 'The Crying Game.' So I DO need proof before I kiss you, Logan."	Slider_Sarah: High-tech telephone lines look even bigger than they used to.	SL4ever: "Um, Arturo? Arturo? When I said 'hug me like a ham sandwich' I was just joking!"
Hireling: "Keep going . . . lower. . . lower. . . " "Oh, just tell me what it is!"	Hireling: "That is the biggest damn umbrella drink I've ever seen."	emma_peel: For an hour.	SL4ever: The things you see when you mix Vodka and cornflakes....
TheDiva: Pavarotti in "The Karate Kid VII: Too Old For This Gig."	Soozcat: By night, a mild-mannered stripper. But by day, she is... *fanfare* SlutGirl! Awaaayyyy!	emma_peel: Just a normal day for The Artist Once Again Known As Prince.	trapperben: "No, really, pull my finger! It'll be different this time, I promise!"
trapperben: "You know, all this staring into thin air is making me hungry!"	Soozcat: "Wanna buy some girl scout cookies?"	SL4ever: "Please don't smile like that. It makes me want to pimp slap you!"	E_B_A: "I think what my manager is trying to say is that you'll have to wait a few minutes for your french fries, sir."
Callie21V: "It's 'The Best of the Monkees.'"	E_B_A: "The Life And Times of Mr. B. Natural" will not be seen tonight so we can bring you the following two hours of blank screen time...	Digital_2k: This car had to be custom-built from a Space Shuttle to fit John Rhys-Davies.	Proberman: Layne Stanley: Bellhop Extraordinaire.
Birthdayboy: "Hey, look! There's some CG that's just off-camera! Whaddya know?"	Tunk: Cindy's transition from SWAT element leader to bagger at the local Pik-N-Sayv wasn't without incident. "Paper or Plastic Motherfu..."	Birthdayboy: Tip to FOX Entertainment: Don't hire lobotomized actors.	Loodvig: "Would you like <satanic voice> HOT APPLE PIE with that, sir?!?"