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 ThomasMalthus: Kari Wuhrer in "Crack Ho Down."  DMD: "A Navy man, huh? And you say you can't swim?"  ThomasMalthus: "During Operation Iraqi Freedom, it was hard to get the sand out of my teeth. That's why I used Crest Extra Whitening!"  DMD: With few options for entertainment in the desert, shadow puppet renditions of "The Wrath of Khan" gained in popularity.  ThomasMalthus: Most worlds found broadcasting this commercial with Artie's phone number much easier than having Rembrandt look him up on each world.  Angel_Noir: "At last. I am alone. I can finally cap this screengrab of books." *CRASH!* "My DSL! But, there was time now! It's not fair!"  DMD: "So what're we waitin' for, anyway?" "Damron's run out of war clichés."  ThomasMalthus: If Fat Albert had known there was a war on, he probably would have apologized for eating the sandwich.  mikerafone: "Look! It's Bill Clinton! Do you think either of us is trashy enough for him?" "I don't know! Damn, I left my kneepads in my other purse!"  ThomasMalthus: In a very special Iraq War episode of "King of Queens", Carrie goes into the army to teach Doug a lesson.  DMD: Apparently "don't ask, don't tell" wasn't the policy on this world. ThomasMalthus: "Anybody know what procedure is when the enemy blows up your last port-a-potty?"  Blinker: Er... think I'll pass, thanks.  ThomasMalthus: Rosalinda Celentano's audition tape for "In The Army Now 2."  DMD: "Hell, I thought he said 'weapons of BASS destruction' and we were just goin' fishing."  ThomasMalthus: "'Today is a Good Day to Turn Invisible.' What an odd headline for a newspaper!"  Blinker: "Vanilla Sky 2: Listerine Sky." Now available only on home video.  DMD: "Damn, XP's locked up again. Anyone know whether we still have that Commodore 64?"  ThomasMalthus: "That's not the enemy, soldier. It's just a tire." "Teehee, my mistake."  DMD: This is what 'Enterprise' needs. More styrofoam.  KIPPAGE: "What, fight a war? But my nails aren't done, I don't have any makeup on, my hair's a mess... oh God, life is so unfair!"  ThomasMalthus: "Dick Cavett's career is dead, Jim."  ThomasMalthus: Kari and Cleavant's duet of "You'll Be in My Heart" forced the enemy to resume fire. ThomasMalthus: "Bones, I believe we've...found new worlds right here on... Earth." DMD: "The prostate exam isn't really necessary, is it?" "Oh yes, yes it is."  ThomasMalthus: Jerry Stiller and the cast of Star Trek guest star on "Green Acres."  DMD: Gollum: The Early Years  ThomasMalthus: "He's one mean mother..." "Shut your mouth!" "I am simply referring to Shaft, Lieutenant." |
