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 amycamus: Suddenly, the multifoliate rose of Dante's "Paradiso" appeared over Six Flags. However, upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a giant female condom.  YingYang: Smurfette's fallopian tubes?  limicolus: This is the face of humility dysfunction.  Caramel: "Debbie, when I wanted to get laid, this isn't what I had in mind..."  MasterTorgo: "Hmmm.... Maybe I'll get smarter if I eat this. Hee hee!"  amycamus: "Do you have anything in a hot pink?"  YingYang: Dental XXX-am.  EBrown: Gadzooks! That mutant vulture is trying to eat her silicone implants!  tigerbeat: Tiffany Amber Theissen in "Barbarella: the College Years."  amycamus: John McCain is in a really pissy mood.  tigerbeat: Udo Keir and Winona Ryder in "Evita, the Vampire Slayer."  Joxette: Werner Klemperer IS Yul Brynner AS "Captain Macho: The Missing Village Person."  UnReality: "So, come here often?" "The morgue?" "Oh, man. I thought it was just a real quiet nightclub."  amycamus: "You know, since it appears no one else is coming to the party, we should probably go." "Stay! Und haf some punch!"  Klatuu: o/` United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru! Republic Dominican, Jerry O'Connell and... o/` HUH? Jerry O'Connell???  Klatuu: "That's Lt. Commander Uncle Fester to you!"  amycamus: "Driving through Arizona with the window open again, huh?" "Yeah. Now shut up and let's get back to work."  davedog: "I SO love doing the 'Can't Touch This' dance in the morgue!"  SliderNum5: "You have such beautiful hands!! Have you considered puppeteering?"  tigerbeat: "Man, they just don't make old white guys like they used to."  Generik: "On my birssday, nozzingk zayz lovingk like zomezingk from ze oven..."  tigerbeat: I heard O'Connell actually pulled a muscle in this scene when he came close to expressing something resembling a human emotion.  Generik: "The Artificial Vendebar is in place and warmed up, sir." "Bring in the test subject... Oh, Miss Gellar!"  NumanEllium: Yeah, I keep pressing mine too, but all I get on this thing is 'Sliders.'  Generik: Telly Savalas and Yul Brynner in a make-out session that has to be SEEN to be believed. Tonight, on a very special "You're Shittin' Me Theatre"!  Generik: Commissioned by the Army Corps of Engineers, this retractable fountain pen was just a little more fancy than it needed to be...  Callie21V: <rotates dial from 'Kill All Humans' to 'Kill All Kromaggs'... but not before flirting with 'Kill All Lazy Scriptwriters'>  Blinker: There are times when any caption is inadequate. |
