"The Chasm," Vol. 2





HoneyT: As Atlas struggles to keep the Megalopolis area from slipping off his shoulders...


MissingSliderRyan: Thanks for the CRACK, TYLENOL and CYANIDE. I can watch this episode now.


pfresh85: ...then you'll burn in hell.


Blinker: At this point, the show could consist of a half-hour Butterfinger commercial with intermittent bestiality, and critics would still call it a freshly subversive take on American life.


DieselMickeyDolenz: "I'm sorry, I was looking for Carly."


Recall317: When Sliders meets That 70's Show. "Oh, Red...."


joshhogg: "No, that's not a night stick, but I can twirl it like it is."


Recall317: Nuclear missile drill! Duck and cover!


MissingSliderRyan: Breeder Maggie wannabe.


barbiegal: "Yeah, yeah... skip it and get to the 'kiss the bride' part, willya?"


Recall317: It was good of Peckinpah to guest star as the heartless minister. Quite an acting stretch for him too.


joshhogg: "BUGS! BUGS! ALL OVER ME!! GET 'EM OFF!!! GET 'EM OFFFF!!!!"


Blinker: Worst... SG... ever...


Recall317: "Mmmmmm... CRACKshake. Creamy."


DieselMickeyDolenz: Maggie: Mmmm. Remmy, this really is better with CRACK. You should try some.


Recall317: Table tennis... OF THE FUTURE!


tigerbeat: .oO ( She even spits when she sucks out a milkshake? )


Recall317: Peck's homage to "Miller's Crossing."


barbiegal: Caterpillar pizza! An Italian original!


Recall317: Areas of Maggie that just shouldn't be filmed.


gleeb: If only the lame plot had as much help.


Recall317: Pavel the Cab Driver makes his triumphant return!


Blinker: Now carbonized for all your OS X headaches.


joshhogg: "Dammit, Billy! If you don't like 'em, fine, but don't spit it back into the box."


JAUSTRALIS: "You give the BEST knee jobs!"


Recall317: "Uh...Remmy, if you need me, I'll be asleep by the Chasm, OK?"


MissingSliderRyan: What JOC and COC do for a living now.


barbiegal: "Just keep looking into my eyes... he's getting ready to puke on your back... just keep looking right at me..."


Recall317: When I think of S4, this is how I'll remember it.


Blinker: "Nope... I can STILL tell it's Maria Stanton. Little brighter?"


Recall317: Even Marilyn Quayle was not immune to JOC's advances.


kang2000: "The Heavenly Accolade Mission is DONE with begging for money! You WILL give a donation in the name of Christ!!"


Recall317: Peck's original storyboard for "The Chasm."


kang2000: "You WILL do what the Lunch Lady says! You WILL eat the Steak Surprise! You will eat EVERYTHING I pour from the vats!"


Recall317: Doris's dreams came true when she finally met Phil Collins.


JAUSTRALIS: Queen Elizabeth takes a night job.


Recall317: This is your brain on "The Chasm." Any questions?


MissingSliderRyan: For the love of all that is good and made by Tormé, get me the hell out of here!!!!


Blinker: Maybe it's Scott Bakula. Maybe it's Mayberry.


Recall317: Sara Lee: the cold, bitter years.


Recall317: "How many zebras did you have to kill to make that dress, Mom?"


joebean: "Here's where we grow the raptors, and where I bake my award-winning apple pie."


MissingSliderRyan: "Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod." "David Peckinballs of the Clan Peckinballs. Hey, what's with the sw--"


jebus: THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOWWWWWWW

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