"Time Again
and World"





Callie21V: Death by 30 pounds of Smucker's. "It was... *gasp* ...worth it."


kwagner: Frightened by warnings from their preacher about "aural" sex, they are disappointed to find that "visual" sex is no substitute.


YingYang: "What's that up my ass?! Oh, it's the country of Guam..."


JEFFROCKY: As seen on Tom Thumb's door.


YingYang: "Okay, okay, I'll read your damn pamphlet!"


amycamus: "Wha..? Where the fu-? Oh. My HEAD. Lessee. I remember hooking up with some NFL cheerleaders at Ying's place, I think... Oh, what a morning."


amycamus: "Gillum?! I'm gonna blast 'em out of the water!"


Callie21V: Sci-Fi figures if they can tint the characters blue, they can pull in a fraction of the Farscape audience.


Callie21V: Notice how the car's engine sounds deeper the farther away it gets from the observer.


AllenSmithee: Hansen album cover, circa 2020.


clash23: "Did someone say Swiss Miss?"


Callie21V: WARNING!!! Under NO circumstances should those allergic to descriptions of peanuts read the following document...


amycamus: "Mmm. Well. Those were the best two peas I've had this week. The only ones, in fact. Thank you, Duchess of York."


Callie21V: The Space Channel's 'Conspiracy Guy' finally loses it.


Callie21V: His "White Christmas" is about a different kind of "snow" altogether...


AllenSmithee: "You're going to be my little fairy, and I'm going to feed you, and bathe you, and call you George."

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