"The Dream Masters" at Earth 62

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The_Seer: "Don't cry Quinn. You can wear the tiara on the next world."	sliderules: The newest FOX reality series: "Bicycle Bowling for Millionaire Husbands"	Generik: After earning their collective weight in Mardi Gras beads (just from John Rhys-Davies flashing his tits once), the gang was sorely disappointed to see that there were "No Nukes Allowed" at Pat O'Brien's Pub.	The_Seer: "You want me to snort those ants? What kind of show is this 'Fear Factor' that I am auditioning for?"
Callie21V: As opposed to a partially new episode, like "Slither."	Mr_Grant: "Somebody's getting a housewarming present from Ikea!"	The_Seer: The "Bob Geldof" look was popular on this world.	The_Seer: On the next episode of "Jackass"...
Mr_Grant: A Sea Hunt-a-ccino: The barista makes the foam by blowing bubbles in it with her mouth.	The_Seer: "Hey baby, what's your sign? Oh wait, I thought you were that other chick that was on Sliders. Never mind."	Mr_Grant: USDA Approved.	Callie21V: Were it up to Sliders, we could light our homes with possessed people's eyeballs, phone lines carrying internet traffic, and sugar cubes being exposed to sedatives.
The_Seer: A photo from one of Wade's trips to 'Glamour Shots' when she was a teenager.	The_Seer: " *gasp* Why did you ... *gasp* ... have to ... *groan* ... kick me *unghh* down THERE?"	The Masked Slider: Quinn suddenly remembers that he left the iron on during the Pilot.	The_Seer: "I see Wade getting breast implants. Go with it!"
Callie21V: Will Smith IS Stepin Fetchit: 2010	cisco3600: "D'oh! Beam me back up. Back up!"	The_Seer: .oO ( Aw sh*t, I forgot to put on underwear today. No wonder Quinn insisted on walking BEHIND me... )	Grizzlor: "WHAT! Rosie O'Donnell is gay?!!"
quinn: i don't like this earth	quinn: will you marry him or not?	wade: i see colin out side	wade: this drink is go wats in it?
Mr_Grant: At this point in the show, the composer would repeat a musical theme from earlier in the show - only more suspenseful.	The_Seer: "Wade, we told you not to take a bath without us!"	Mr_Grant: "I'm not only a sensitive poet, I'm smug about it."	The_Seer: Carlton is speechless when Will introduces him to his new friend Tom Jones.
Generik: "Uh oh... you've got about a gram and a half of cocaine caked to your right nostril... there, got it." "Can I have it back? I wasn't finished with it yet."	The_Seer: Arturo's reaction after Wade shows him her new breast implants.	The Masked Slider: "Is that hair on my palm? Man, I wish I had better vision."	Mr_Grant: "Me? I'm a publisher of Lone Gunman, perhaps the leading journal in the conspiracy awareness field. So what's your sign?"
Callie21V: Greenscreen work for the new horror blockbuster, "Shaft vs. Dracula in Space."	MissingSliderRyan: Trekkies on Acid	The_Seer: "Worship me. I am Stuart Copeland, the greatest drummer ever in rock 'n' roll history."	flowbear: "Someone help Tony Hawk! He's choking on a Bagel Bit!"
Callie21V: Li'l tip, guys: it usually works better if you have the ominous "villain brushes off seeming death" scene AFTER the heartwarming "I believe we have seen an end to this tyranny" scene!	The_Seer: One "subtle" change Peck made in Wade's character history is that she once slept with Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.	Blinker: Peck tries to outdo his uncle's reputation for slow-motion bloodbaths.	Mr_Grant: "No... Professor... Quinn... Rembrandt... not all at once... no... Huh? OMIGOD WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM..."