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 Generik: Following the success of the popular show "HEADLICE," MTV presents its newest entry, "CRABS."  flowbear: ...and 2 slacker losers.  sliderules: CLIPPERS SUCK!!! YEA, GO NETS, WHOO HOO, BOOYAH!!!!  The_Seer: "Hey, everyone! Charlie's drunk and passed out in the living room. Wanna come in and bounce rubber balls off him?"  The_Seer: Both O'Connells trying to remember how to turn on the microwave.  MissingSliderRyan: "Oh yeah, when I go cruising down the street. I've got the SPACESUIT. Chicks dig that!"  The_Seer: "Charlie, didn't I tell you to stay in the closet until MTV left?"  Grizzlor: All they have is beer? How can they not be dead of liver poisoning?!?  The_Seer: "If I drink enough of these, I'll start to turn into Jim Belushi. Come to think of it, I'm already halfway there!"  The_Seer: "If you think Shatner can sing then wait'll you get a load of me."  The_Seer: No Jerry, you use a helmet when playing football, not basketball. Maofirelox: "I forget... was I coming in or going out?"  The_Seer: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you hear that Charlie? The interviewer asked if I'd ever been turned down by a chick in a bar. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"  Grizzlor: Are they serious? I hope so.  The_Seer: "C'mon Jerry, it's YOUR turn to play the dead body."  paradox: This one speaks for itself, I think.  The_Seer: "I don't know what happened, man. I was just smoking some dope and I accidentally lit the car on fire. It used to be red."  Grizzlor: What, did they steal Snoop Dogg's wardrobe? The_Seer: "Ah, breakfast is served."  The_Seer: JOC: "... zzzzzzzzzzzz ..." Interviewer: "Mr. O'Connell? MR. O'CONNELL, WAKE UP!"  cambria36: "Yeah, Jimmy...it ain't easy being a one-armed quarterback." flowbear: "Could someone go tilt the Earth back up again?" The_Seer: An outtake from "Celebrity American Idol." The_Seer: "I got drunk last night and put this on my head. Turns out it's a bit too small for my head so now I can't get it off. Charlie, get the blowtorch!" porpoise: These street gangs are gettting younger and younger. The_Seer: Jerry and Charlie O'Connell star in "Dude, Where's My Career?"  The_Seer: "Right now I'm outside Sarah Michelle Gellar's house. I usually spend most of my weekends stalking her and threatening to beat up her lameass husband Freddie." The_Seer: Charlie tries to prevent a drunk Jerry from barfing into the pool. Matteus: So LA is just a spiffy duplex?? cddragon: "No really, his head twists off." The_Seer: "I just had me some Jordan ... and he whipped my ass in basketball. WOO HOO!" Blinker: Charlie: "I do not believe anyone has ever captured my essence so beautifully."  The_Seer: Asked by the reporter why he left Sliders, JOC tries to remember all the excuses he used in the past.  The_Seer: "I left Sliders to become a professional The_Seer: "I left Sliders to play in the NFL ... yeah, that's the ticket." The_Seer: "I left Sliders to get drunk ... yeah, that's the ticket." |
