Buffy
Hey Spike, is D around?

Spike
He's always around somewhere. 'Sides, it's better here than getting food thrown at us over at Studios USA.

D walks out, his hair still a little wet from washing out remnants of the Studios USA food fight.

Buffy
D, we found out for some reason you get higher ratings in certain areas, so we want to do two shows: one with Angel, one with you. You OK with that?

D
Sure.

Buffy
Great. Yours is on in a few seconds, so you'd better get that hair dry and get on stage.

(A few minutes later a dried D returns)

Cameraman
5... 4... 3... 2...

Spike
Welcome to Dead with Spike and D.

D
Actually these get pretty high ratings, so consider us a spinoff of Dead with Spike and Angel. Today's guests are JLBanker, RDwebster, and SonGokou2000.

Spike
Once again, if you haven't figured out which two of these three will die, please jump into a river during a thunderstorm.

D
Now, please excuse us while we plot the deaths of two-thirds of our guests.

(Fade to commercial)

Spike
Hmmm, something richly ironic for those... it's gonna be difficult.

D
No it isn't. Assemble the 'boys.'

After plans have been made and put into action, the two return to their seats.

Cameraman
5... 4... 3... 2...

Spike
Welcome back to Dead with Spike and D.

D
And please welcome our first guest, JLBanker!

JLBanker walks out, noticeably talking to himself.

JL
More Sliders Related Posts....Sorry McHenry came out for a second....No you can't do that, because I said so. Hey I'm the personality in charge here.

Neither Spike nor D have the bravery or stupidity to interrupt JL's clashing with his other personalities and just let the segment run its course.

JL
...so basically, if you guys could stand in front of grocery stores with my SAVE SLIDERS petition, that'd be great. Oh, if there aren't any grocery stores in your area, bowling alleys are good too.

D
Uhh, we're out of time for this segment, go to commercial.

(Fade out to commercial)

JL, McHenry, Ignorant_, and lots of other names walk off.

Spike
Who's crazier, him or Dru?

D
I'm not entirely sure.

Spike and D walk off to see how the plans are going. A few minutes later they return.

Cameraman
5... 4... 3... 2...

Spike
Welcome back to Dead with Spike and D, where we were just visited by someone in dire need of mental help.

D
Just like every guest we ever have had, or ever will have.

Spike
Good point, anyway welcome one of the biggest pains in the board's collective ass, RDwebster.

RD walks out in a shirt that has the letters SRPN on it.

RD
WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT SLIDERS!!! THIS IS A SLIDERS SHOW!!!!

Spike
Actually, it's a Spike and D show.

RD
BUT WE MUST NOT TALK OF SUCH THINGS!!! JUST SAY WHO YOU WROTE!!!

Spike
Is he always this annoying?

D
More or less.

RD
SLIDERS RELATED POSTS NOW, SLIDERS RELATED POSTS NOW!!!

Spike finally has his fill and grabs RD, sucking all the blood out of him. Much to everyone's surprise D tries to stop him, but isn't successful.

D
We were supposed to drop all the letters written to Sci-Fi on him, remember?!

Spike
Sorry but I couldn't stand that any longer.

D
Well neither could I, but I didn't take out my sword and chop his head off!

Spike
Well you have more self-control. What say we make up for it later?

D
Fine I guess. Let's take a commercial.

(Fade to commercial)

D
I can't believe you ruined that setup.

Spike
Bloody Hell, he was annoying!

D
So was Exec and you didn't suck him dry! I swear, you ruin what I have planned for SG2K and I will hurt you.

Spike
I'll make up for it next show, I promise.

D
Fine, let's go plan for SG2K shall we?

Spike
Fine.

After they make sure all is arranged for SG2K they return to the stage.

D
Hey, what happened with that chip anyway?

Spike
Oh, remember how I can attack demons and not humans? Well, whether someone that annoying is human or not is debatable.

D
Loopholes galore huh?

Spike
Yep.

Cameraman
5... 4... 3... 2...

Spike
Welcome back.

D
In case you missed it Spike ruined a perfectly good setup for the death of RDwebster.

Spike
HE WAS ANNOYING, AND I WAS HUNGRY!!!

D
Let's get onto our next guest, who I promise will have a much more ironic death, SonGokou2000.

SG2K comes out with a "TF Sucks It" T-shirt. Unremarkably, it is revealed SG is a pubescent teenager.

SG2K
heLO everYone (SG says with his still cracking voice)

D
Well, this explains both his "You're gay" flames AND his love for First Wave!

SG2K
It's the lIght beyond slIders

Spike
Speaking of light, we wanted to test something...

Spike pulls out one of those laser pointers and holds it to SG2K's ear, and to no one's surprise it actually DOES shine out the other side.

D
Shocking no one. You know, this guy's so stupid even I don't know what to do next.

Spike
We could show those photos of him digging up Exec's body and his necrophiliac relationship.

D
Nah, poor Info would puke his lungs out.

Spike
Yeah, let's just fast-forward to the death scene.

A house literally falls on SG2K.

Spike
What is this house again?

D
Hotel California. Exec would get it if he were alive.

Spike
Should've killed him after SG... Well, we still have Magnaflux.

D
Yeah. Ahh well, episode over.

(Fade out)