<shows a clip of Jackie Chan teaching some kids and teens in a dojo and Chow Yun-Fat working at a fish market>

... that looks after each other.

<shows a party scene where Jackie and Chow laugh with an old man>

... But this story isn't about them.

GONG!

Charlie O'Connell <walking inside a house>: Hello?

<cuts scene>

Jackie Chan: Father, who the hell is he?!?!?!

Old man: A dear friend of mine sent me a message that his son needed protection... I want you and your brother to look after him.

<Charlie stumbles in and trips on something, knocking over some ornate Chinese vases and statues.>

Chow Yun-Fat: He is a buffoon!

<cuts to a scene where Charlie talks to a hot Chinese chick>

Charlie: Hey pretty lady. Mind if I bite into your fortune cookie? ROWR!

<Charlie gets the shit knocked out of him. Chow Yun-Fat just shakes his head in disappointment.>

<cuts scene>

COC: Your father told me about your occupation and... maybe you can teach me a few things.

JC: What do you mean? <takes a sip from a cup of tea>

COC: I was thinking that maybe you'll teach me Kung Fu...

<Jackie Chan spits out his drink and starts laughing his ass off.>

COC: See.. see... that's good! So you'll teach me?

JC: No!

COC: Why not?

JC: No!

COC: Please?

JC: No no no NO!!!

<cuts to a scene with a shirtless COC wearing a white handkerchief tied to his forehead.>

CYF <looking at Jackie>: You weakling.